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St. Eddie's Fire

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    As you can see from the photo to the left I had a little "mishap" this morning at the plush JACK-FM studios.
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    As I do most mornings I bought myself a nutritious breakfast Hot Pocket out of the official vending machine of JACK-FM.
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    As I hit what I thought to be 2:00 I apparently added an extra zero. This extra time over shot the perfectly calibrated two minutes the men and women at Hot Pocket international prescribe for a perfectly cooked breakfast Hot Pocket.
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    Everyone asks me, "Why didn't you notice the smoke before it got to this point?'' Good question...
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    I was in my boss's office with the door closed talking about how selfish someone would have to be to put so many innocent people in danger at the Roseville Galleria.
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    More crispy remains.
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    Yes, the firemen did come.
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    Yes, I feel guilty.
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    Yes, I am still hungry.
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    Yes, I did still eat the Hot Pocket.
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    No, it wasn't half bad.
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    A few hours later I purchased a new high performance microwaving device.
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    This baby can scramble electrons like nobodies business.
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    Do I dare take this microwave on it's test run with a Hot Pocket? Stay tuned!
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    Nope, not making that mistake again.
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    Only 2 minutes cooking time required.
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    Take 2
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    Here goes nothin'
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    I am clearly not stepping away from the "observable microwaving zone."
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    Whaddya gonna do everyone's a jokester. But, in all seriousness I felt a lot better with the extinguisher close by.
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    The first run of the new microwave gives birth to a new era.
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    El Fin.
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    Here is my 1800's gritty photograph marking the inaugural microwaving of the new Sunbeam 700 watts microwave. Here's to many more Hot Pocket breakfasts.