As you can see from the photo to the left I had a little "mishap" this morning at the plush JACK-FM studios.
As I do most mornings I bought myself a nutritious breakfast Hot Pocket out of the official vending machine of JACK-FM.
As I hit what I thought to be 2:00 I apparently added an extra zero. This extra time over shot the perfectly calibrated two minutes the men and women at Hot Pocket international prescribe for a perfectly cooked breakfast Hot Pocket.
Everyone asks me, "Why didn't you notice the smoke before it got to this point?'' Good question...
I was in my boss's office with the door closed talking about how selfish someone would have to be to put so many innocent people in danger at the Roseville Galleria.
More crispy remains.
Yes, the firemen did come.
Yes, I feel guilty.
Yes, I am still hungry.
Yes, I did still eat the Hot Pocket.
No, it wasn't half bad.
A few hours later I purchased a new high performance microwaving device.
This baby can scramble electrons like nobodies business.
Do I dare take this microwave on it's test run with a Hot Pocket? Stay tuned!
Nope, not making that mistake again.
Only 2 minutes cooking time required.
Here goes nothin'
I am clearly not stepping away from the "observable microwaving zone."
Whaddya gonna do everyone's a jokester. But, in all seriousness I felt a lot better with the extinguisher close by.
The first run of the new microwave gives birth to a new era.
Here is my 1800's gritty photograph marking the inaugural microwaving of the new Sunbeam 700 watts microwave.
Here's to many more Hot Pocket breakfasts.