Oscar nominees who don't win Sunday night won't have go home empty-handed. From mittens to mace, an $80,000 swag bag might bring some consolation.
Or maybe not. There's some pretty oddball stuff in this package put together by a company called Distinctive Assets.
There are items such as Epic Pet Health electrolyte therapy, horse shampoo made for people, cable knit mittens, a mace pepper spray gun and a polar-loop activity tracker -- everybody needs one of those. There's also a leather iPhone case.
And do celebs really need Slimware portion-control plates. Can you see Judi Dench using the Le Petit Cirque aerial lessons.
Candy, honey, candles and wine, OK, but then something called a drain wig. A drain wig. It keeps hair out of your drain.
I've heard a lot of stars just give this stuff to their housekeepers.
Let's see who gets the swag bag come Sunday night.